Rule 34 of the Internet states: “If it exists, there is porn of it. No exceptions.” So it’s not surprising that there is a Bob’s Burgers porn parody especially since there is definitely some questionable fan art in the depths of Google Image Search (and the very shallow depths of Tumblr), but that doesn’t make this porn version of a family show any less disturbing.
Bob’s Boners (how creative!) comes from WoodRocket, the production company that brought you such hits as The Simpsons porn parody and the Family Guy porn parody and, well, you can probably guess what else. The very important plot details are below:
When the Adult Entertainment Exotic Biz Con XXX Convention comes to town, Bob and Linda prepare the restaurant for a weekend of hungry adult stars, with appetites as big as their boobs and wangs. But fixing the menu isn’t the only hard work the Belchers get up to.
Bob and Linda get down on today’s special, Vaggie Burgers, while Tina writes some sexy slash-fiction about her 18th birthday party, featuring some hot Tina-Jimmy Junior-zombie butt action!
You can also watch the SFW (with headphones on) trailer below and the full version for free on WoodRocket, but you don’t really want to do that, do you?
